Tumblr (3.0; @fauxz)http://fauxz.tumblr.com/<p><p class="MsoNormal"><span>Michael: Ellen broke up with me.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Christine: What? Why?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Michael: </span><span>She thinks she&#8217;s gonna die this week.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Christine: No. Out of everyone at Saint Tod, she is the least likely person to die. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Michael: </span><span>Well, she&#8217;s usually right. She&#8217;s been right about everyone else. I lived a whole life with a woman I didn&#8217;t even really like. We traveled all over the world together. And Ellen and I never even left the grounds.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Christine: Well, actually I took you to the IMAX that one time.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Michael: Yeah, but I wanted to take her to the Mayan ruins in Guatemala. She really wanted to see those.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Christine: Yeah, that just seems weird that she wouldn&#8217;t want to be with you - you know, if - her time was coming. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Michael: I&#8217;ve long since stopped trying to make people - do things they don&#8217;t want to do. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Christine:&#160;: But she&#8217;s the love of your life. You&#8217;re just gonna let her go? </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Michael: No. She&#8217;s just - Going.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Me &amp; You and everyone we know</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><br/></span></p></p>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/40152581047http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/40152581047Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:30:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b52ba7767ad81ced7c2bce809a93320/tumblr_mfz9kdXY1g1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437736559http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437736559Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:57:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53799ab8d4453219b5ef9a9ddda653e5/tumblr_mfz9erD2L01qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437441224http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437441224Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:54:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61afb9c78de62ed657647821e3f80465/tumblr_mfz9c9ogYn1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437308227http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437308227Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:52:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/794fd606ad2bba8f713d264a29bfd08c/tumblr_mfz971NajH1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437030835http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39437030835Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:49:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1733193e95d2a33f15a781c58a67df07/tumblr_mfz8v3leaV1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39436396194http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39436396194Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:42:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a58192be35fa87f5e0e12d54e84509d9/tumblr_mfz8qop9X51qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39436160803http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39436160803Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:40:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3133f60cbb80c87da39885c948acd5f1/tumblr_mfz8l9Fv9Z1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435874041http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435874041Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:36:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fee2543a11c4316d59cb4bd37f71993/tumblr_mfz8j50CmL1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435763337http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435763337Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:35:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37dfd86cfa746aa0750983a28edf0d16/tumblr_mfz8gmh3Ym1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435629685http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435629685Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:33:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7edcc133eea2ef0303f6ce118eae9221/tumblr_mfz8e5TF1i1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435502542http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39435502542Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:32:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/421c21dcc097eea85f5913e345704647/tumblr_mfz82eJALU1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434891933http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434891933Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:25:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8bc76ab0e5c4bb6c9ec6cd4ee80f6d9/tumblr_mfz80oB6Qy1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434801321http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434801321Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:24:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd811131fd1870d80b6a9399b931b632/tumblr_mfz7ygGORL1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434685021http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434685021Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:23:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e65d9d3ac20df9e31c8f2d2fc956323d/tumblr_mfz7wlFnsY1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434586739http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434586739Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:21:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/810d251a65db7630e54abb8e390c21a9/tumblr_mfz7uennQK1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434468022http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434468022Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:20:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6c0643618af83c8bb5a41bf6a662af8/tumblr_mfz7rjPiDe1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434315232http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434315232Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:18:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9d17728b3aa608ab115e9d30c28ec2e/tumblr_mfz7n9nb6q1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434093962http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39434093962Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:16:00 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e152ddb11fe01ea64f56789fcec3bb93/tumblr_mfz7i62tHh1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39433823121http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39433823121Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:13:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88ace3484a48a3c9458eebb4b41fc4a2/tumblr_mfz55jkrWD1qcirvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39429368522http://fauxz.tumblr.com/post/39429368522Wed, 02 Jan 2013 03:22:00 +0200